We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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