I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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