Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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