the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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