Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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