Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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