I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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