All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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