I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
