I hope mine doesn't look like that
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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