Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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