if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she smelled like a LAN party
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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