I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think weed is turning my hair brown
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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