the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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