Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I smell like Dick and happiness
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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