Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
