doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
