He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
