i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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