at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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