YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
