I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
what day is it and did you see me today?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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