have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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