I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize