I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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