I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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