So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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