I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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