he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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