White coat. Heels.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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