He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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