she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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