dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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