i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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