I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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