i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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