I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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