I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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