I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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