Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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