talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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