if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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