the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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