I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
why is half of my head shaved?
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