You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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