I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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