I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wish you could order shots online.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Two words: nipple clamps
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