you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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