I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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