If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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