He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
