**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
