I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
