Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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